fart in a trance Share definition Flag Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'. Guy 1: You never listen to me properly. Guy 2: ... Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance. fart in a trance by Evezz January 21, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the fart in a trance mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch