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Farquarding 

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.
"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"
Farquarding by Will Beatty June 5, 2013
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lord farquard 

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"
lord farquard by James Connorson October 21, 2015

Farquhar Middle School 

A school in the middle of nowhere, in which the teachers are either funny, gay, or pedofiles... OH! and theirs tards like Mr. Whiteford, Mrs. Hanlon,Mr. Dworin, Mr. Eyes, Mr. Collins, and Ms. Gahagen. I find it funny how half the school id smokin weed makin out or acting like sluts and no one really cares...
Farquhar Middle School is... well theres really nothin to say but its pretty wierd
A word that can be used to describe anything. Can be used in place of the word "thing."
Hand me that farquar right their
farquar by Dylan Jackson May 15, 2007

Farquard 

1. A random word to break silence
2. A fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. A womans secret affair subject
1. "......Farquard"
2. "Aww. Your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~"
3. "I've that that fat bastard is her farquard"
Farquard by Farquardius May 24, 2008

farqward 

Fucking Awkward. Used instead of cussing.
Yo when your mom busted us in the middle of that... that was farqward.
farqward by Byah November 16, 2006

dootna farquhar

It's a replacement word to fill the space when you forget the word you need to say/ can't think of the word you want to say. Whatsee whosit um
Can you pass me the dootna farquhar?
Have you seen my freakin dootna farquhar?
What's for tea? It's a chickeney dootna farquhar.
dootna farquhar by PB Bear February 24, 2004