fappus interruptus 

Noun: A sex act in which a male starts fapping (masturbating) to internet porn only to be interrupted by his cunty wife coming back unexpectedly soon from the shopping mall. When this occurs, the male must quickly shut down the porn site, pull up his pants, and make it look like he was researching do-it-yourself home renovation projects on some girly home improvement website. Similar to coitus interruptus but refers to only male solo sex acts.

Robert: I was in the middle of jerking off to big titty porn when my stupid wife came back too early from the mall.

Dan: Haha! Fappus interruptus! Did you get caught?

Robert: Nah, I pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay Martha Stewart endorsed home improvement website.

fappus interruptus by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

Faruscara 

Faruscara or Scarazan is a ship between the characters Faruzan and Wanderer/Scaramouche from genshin.

being considered the “anemo battle couple” faruzan and wanderer work well together in game, often using her in his team comps

Gameplay aside, the lore between the two hold striking similarities; both were trapped for a century, they both lost their family/s, they both share the pain of being lonely and alone in a world that has yet to understand them. Wanderer’s trip to irminsul to erase his past made almost everyone forget who he was, similar to how faruzan was forgotten after a century. Both of them needing to start from the bottom once again.

This ship has gotten much more attention than it previously had when it first was counted as a ship. Especially during the “Pride of Providence” event where they had a small interaction during the last round. From then people often like to headcanon their possible interactions in the near by future, wanderer being a puppet and faruzan being a master mechanic gave a lot of the shippers ideas on faruzan getting curious about wanderer and how he functions with the possibility of understanding him due to their similar experiences.

Their dynamic is certainly considered “rivals to lovers” due to them being in sumeru’s akademiya, their darshans having some connections with each other and often overlapping in topics which make the shippers speculate that they perhaps had some interactions off screen.

I really enjoy seeing the potential of the dynamic of faruscara.

Faruscara by Helix_Ellie August 20, 2023

Farushka

One who eats lead.

Oh god that kid is a farushka!

Farushka by LookinAss2009 January 16, 2018

fagpuss 

when fag or pussy don't truly describe some one.

-Rogerson just got his mom to help him ask a girl to prom
-he is such a fagpuss

fagpuss by mr. bitches 2.0 March 15, 2011

Fagpuss 

Cunning insult combining the words 'Faggit' and 'Pussy'ole'.

Rav: Why does everyone hate me?
Kaash: Cos you're a Fagpuss

Fagpuss by ak-21 July 18, 2010

farnush 

Farnush is an iranian name which refers to curly girls with stunning breath taking eyes. Generally speaking this proud stone-hearted witty species has sexual attractiveness especially in eyes which can never be faded from your mind, so be cautious to never ever look straight into eyes.

Kylie: she is as moody as farnush!!
Edward: i don't dare to look at her eyes bb, she is a farnush one.

farnush by NorthernAlphaWolf August 16, 2018

Fardusy 

A person who seems to be sweet, and is actually super cool. She also believes things will always turn out to be good. She also has an obsession with editing, and is really good at it. A Fardusy also has an evil side, and loves to torture her friends. Fardusy’s also make the worst puns, but still can make others laugh. A Fardusy also likes to know that everyone she loves is okay, mentally, and physically. Fardusy’s also have a good body, and are very healthy. People look up to a Fardusy. Fardusy’s are also very sarcastic.

“Look, it’s Fardusy! Uh oh, here comes another pun!”
“Dang! I want to be like Fardusy!

Fardusy by chatsthecat February 20, 2018