FarmTown
An mmorpg on Facebook in which you make a farm and do jobs for people so that you can make money. Highly addicting.
FarmTown by camthepizza July 14, 2009
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Farmtown
The scurge of the American workplace. A highly addictive spyware application disguised as a game, in which you build and upgrade your "farm" and hire people to harvest and plow for you, as well as get hired to harvest and plow for others. You earn "coins" for crops sold, and you can "buy" things from a "store" with the earned coins. You can also hang out at the market and chat if you can stand to see the little beggars degrading themselves all for a few fake coins to buy fake merchandise. This app can be found on Facebook or Myspace.
Not to be confused with FarmVille, a similar, but more complex version of the same concept.
Not to be confused with FarmVille, a similar, but more complex version of the same concept.
1. Robin spent all her time playing Farmtown at work, and was taken by surprise when the clients starting pulling their accounts for non-compliance.
2. Why does my computer keep giving me an error message when I try to access my IE? It must be that damn Farmtown app I downloaded last week. I'm deleting that shit!
2. Why does my computer keep giving me an error message when I try to access my IE? It must be that damn Farmtown app I downloaded last week. I'm deleting that shit!
Farmtown by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010
Farm Town
A fun and interactive Facebook game. Gaining coins and XP is the main objective of this great game, and also to continue to reach higher levels. The higher level you are, the more options of seeds, animals, trees, etc you can buy.
User 1: "I'm going to be a Farm Town millionaire!"
User 2: "How's that?"
User 1: "Well I did some math calculations...and even though corn has a higher sell value, it takes 3 days to harvest! Grapes on the other hand only take 4 hours, so if you continuously plant grapes you could make 145,152 coins in 3 days, compared to 41,040 coins through corn!"
User 2:"Wow..."
User 2: "How's that?"
User 1: "Well I did some math calculations...and even though corn has a higher sell value, it takes 3 days to harvest! Grapes on the other hand only take 4 hours, so if you continuously plant grapes you could make 145,152 coins in 3 days, compared to 41,040 coins through corn!"
User 2:"Wow..."
Farm Town by CaptianCuddie69 July 26, 2009
farttown
farttown is where you go, metaphorically speaking, after loading up on a plate of beefy nachitos and plenty o' barolo. what's great about farttown is that anywhere can be farttown, your bathroom, your classroom, hell even your analysts's office. you know your in farttown when it stinks so bad ya can't breathe and when you leave you're clothes carry the stainch of tourds for days.
a: hey my dude, smells like you been to farttown.
z: why yes i have, jes' comin back from it. how'd you know?
a: you small like a toilet. no i don't.
z: yes you do man.
a: goddamn
z: why yes i have, jes' comin back from it. how'd you know?
a: you small like a toilet. no i don't.
z: yes you do man.
a: goddamn
farttown by trilliam turdsworth May 18, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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