farmer bob

a pedo farmer that grows veggetables and has lil boys as his "helpers" to pick his veggies and to do all his special needs

farmer bob: lil boy can u go pick those carrots for me and when u get back i have a lil treat for u

lil boy/helper: ok farmer bob....but do i have to be touched this time?

farmer bob: yes.

farmer bob by Johnny Deturris August 9, 2012

farmerbob

A sissy whom will not stand up for himself

He got tomato in his eye and did nothing what a farmerbob

farmerbob by sicone January 10, 2005

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farmerbob • Farmerboypuppy • farmer snort • Farmer John • farmer's league • farmer joe • farmer's blow • Farmer brown • Farmer Five • farmer nick

Farmerboypuppy

He's a clown, and can turn into anything

Markus: Hey You got your photos printed?
Farmerboypuppy: Bogo's Binted?
Markus: What?
Farmerboypuppy: *turns into snowman*

Farmerboypuppy by Farmerboypuppy June 24, 2022

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Farmerboypuppy

Funny boi, and can turn into things

Boi: Hey just wondering if you got your photo's printed
Farmerboypuppy: Bogo's Binted?
Boi: What?
Farmerboypuppy: *turns into stone*

Farmerboypuppy by Farmerboypuppy June 24, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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