Farch

Farch: a mineral with an odd smell commonly found between bricks and in moist areas like cold rooms and Damp Basements.

Sometimes growing a fuzzy mold that when licked makes you just wanna farch everywhere.

Bro I just ate the Farch it was SO FUZZY bro my MOM CAN'T FIND IT.

by Joenail January 11, 2019

Farch

farch \FAR-ch\, noun:

The combination of February and March.

"Do you remember back in Farch when the snow fell so lightly"

by acoupleofshoe June 17, 2008

Farch

1:The state in which someone or something is unbearably unlikable.

2: Passing gas

1 Antonio: Dude did I tell you about what Mitch did yesterday? He jumped on that kid's head.

Sal: Bro that's farch!

2 Antonio: *farts*

Sal: Ew bro why you farch?

by BlobBoyBJ February 12, 2020

farch

The action of stretching the scrotum over the asshole and passing gas.

In the moment of awkward silence I slowly stretched my sack and let out a violent farch.

by Seantar May 30, 2007

Farching

Speaking out from both ends.

“I had a burrito for lunch, I’ll be farching my way to c it y hall.”
“Is that teargas?” “No I’m just farching.”

by Pickle dick724 July 3, 2020

Farched

When you hear that Roddy Rich song , Down Below, and you hear The name Scott Storch sang in the beginning , and you break wind …. You farched .

Human #1: “ Damn this Roddy Rich and Scott Storch Colab is fire ….. wait what the hell Ezel , what is that smell ?”

Human #2 : “Oh ya , sorry I Farched . “

by Ecg1986 May 27, 2021

farch

how your hair may be at the given time.

I just got my farch cut

by erik duchak November 21, 2006