faptist 

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.

After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.

faptist by Protractor May 16, 2016

faptist 

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

faptist by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011

Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk) 

An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.

A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.

After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.

They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.

And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.

Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).

Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk) by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

faptrest

1. The interest you have in fapping to a particular photo//video.
2. Generally saying if you would "fap" to a specific female.

I have no faptrest in that picture

Wow I'm defiantly faptrested.

faptrest by itehjosh April 3, 2009

faytrist 

A sexy as mf who is kind and generous and really good looking 1% of people have this name they are nice and really comfortable to be around they can be soft but also strong

Hey faytrist

faytrist by Realnameboi6969 November 22, 2021

Fantristic 

The cross between Fantastic and Terrific! Some futuristic shit! The feel is so good that the feel didn't even happen yet! Its in the future!

Today just feels so fantristic! Its too good to be true!

Fantristic by Fantristic March 26, 2022