After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.
by Protractor May 16, 2016
<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate
by mr. spacepanda February 20, 2011