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A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.
After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.
by Protractor May 16, 2016
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<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate
mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then
by mr. spacepanda February 19, 2011
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