The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.
-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009
by 7ft3 August 31, 2013
Titty fucking a lactating woman while using the breast milk as lube then ejaculating on her chest and letting it all drip into a cup.
by Meatball1985 October 1, 2015
When someone compulsively masturbates (faps) so much that their semen looks thick and frothy on the end of their penis, resembling a cappucino or frappuccino. Usually because they are overstimulated on caffeine.
Person 1: Why do you guys call him 'barista'?
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.
Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.
by EstoyBorracho January 5, 2011
A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.
This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.
The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.
The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.
There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.
The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.
The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.
There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It
doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"
Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"
2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"
Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"
2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
by neogenesis February 4, 2012
fapp-ucc-i-no
fhap-uch-ee-noe
1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)
2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure
fhap-uch-ee-noe
1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)
2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure
by Sir Plays A lot February 28, 2011
When you get a handjob in the Starbucks bathroom from the barista, and she then proceeds to make someone else's drink, using your own special vanilla extract.
by Mike M. September 18, 2014