Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.
Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
by thewanderingjew22 February 10, 2012
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by JerkCough January 16, 2012
its The small window of time when all the factors become available for a person to finish a quick round of masturbation.
by Musabisama August 12, 2019
A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.
by SEANR0CKS June 7, 2019