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Fapper's Block 

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...
John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block
Fapper's Block by Fishee October 16, 2010

Fapper's Remorse 

The feeling of remorse and/or self-pity one feels after downloading or watching porn.
While George was fapping, he was in a downloading frenzy, grabbing every video that looked appealing in some way. He was feeling good about it. After fapping, he looked at all his downloads and thought, "Fuck, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.
Fapper's Remorse by hento March 10, 2009

Hentai Fapper Supreme

A title given to one who has mastered the art of masturbating to hentai
Person #1: "I've trained my whole life and now I'm finally a 'Hentai Fapper Supreme'"
Person #2: "Cool"

sports fapper

one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks
"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."
sports fapper by classy_sir June 16, 2014

Shower fapper 

Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.
"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"
Shower fapper by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016

Skull Fapper

An annoying black-mexican kid, who need to pipe the fuck down. Also, try to say that he's better than everyone but he is more worthless than fucking dirt.
Guy: Hey skull fapper I recommend you pipe the fuck down

shadow fapper 

A person that hides in closets or darkness and secretly masturbates to people having sex.
Bob: Did you hear that?
Stacy: What is it?
Bob: I think there's a shadow fapper in here!