faparous

Someone who masturbates a lot.

My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat.

by T March 26, 2004

faparous

Someone who masturbates with food condiments. For example, salad dressing,mustard,peanut butter, etc.

"Why did you call me a faparous?"
"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"

by Joe Cooper April 11, 2004