(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs
everything and does a
tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...