Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.
(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
Hes pretty hardcore because he controls sand and has a wicked tattoo on his head. Gaara likes to walk in the beach, destroying kids sand castles, just to build a giant mansion of sand to brag about it.
A day with Gaara:
Kid: Hey! Look at my sand castle!
*Gaara kicks it*
Kid: Hey man wtf!
Gaara: I love to kill things.
Kid: Emo bitch! No one loves you! Kill yourself! I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!
Gaara: What... did... YOU SAY??????????
*gaara goes gaga*
Kid: HOLY SHIT!
Gaara: YOU DONT LIKE ME??? ARRGG! THE PAIN!!! DIE!!!!!
*gaara kills the kid by snapping every bone of him with his sand. Them he makes the body explode, leading to a bloody mess: gibs all over. Them he picks the kids heart, and smashes it with his hand, with blood and blue veins coming from all sides The carnage is unbelievable*
A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:
*Player 1 scores a goal.
*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.
*Player 2 grabs him.
*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.
*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.
*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.