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a lap dance done by a dude, in most cases, a drunk dude dared to do so.
person 1: Dude, what happened last night.

person 2: You and Jim got epic drunk last night, one thing lead to another and you got a topless fap dance by Jim.
by McGoogan Houzen August 22, 2011
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