fannybatter 

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her fannybatter.

fannybatter by Cutaway August 17, 2004

fannywanker 

A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.

A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"

fannywanker by Hays August 14, 2007

fannypants 

A girl- figures realy

dude one= i got with ash last night
dude two= ash girl or boy?
dude one= fannypants
dude two= get it

fannypants by Abi (Y) May 18, 2006

fannybatter 

The substance created as a product of a busy social/active life and a poor sense of vaginal "housekeeping". Discofanny + time left unattended = fannybatter. Resolved with a warm bath, vigorous (yet appropriate) scrubbing action.

I got with XXXXX at the local nightclub, unfortunately upon taking her home, it transpired she had been at a 48 hour rave without shower. her pants were covered in fannybatter.

fannybatter by SWDarkMeme February 21, 2022

Fannybatter Biscuit

The name for a vagina when it secretes a lubricating fluid, or in more impressive cases actually squirts, prior to, during and after sexual congress.

"If you're not careful that fannybatter biscuit will drown you."

Fannybatter Biscuit by Fugly dumpster slut February 27, 2010

fannybatter 

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

fannybatter Often found encrusted in the lady's quim after a heavy session of hiding the sausage or drinking from the furry love cup. Often also found liberally coating mattrasses in catholic girls' school dormitories after a heavy session of clamjousting.

Has a delicate aroma similar to kippers or, perhaps, salted anchovies which, as it happens, are the principle ingredient of Gentlemen's Relish.

fannybatter by The_Fly_UK January 28, 2009

fannybatter 

dried vaginal juices - the stuff you find on your face after a drunken muff diving expedition. Can also be used as an expletive.

Fannybatter! I've lost my keys.
or
"yeah, I could hardly get my face off the pillow - my whole head was covered in fannybatter.

fannybatter by johnjoe February 5, 2003