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2 definitions by Hays

 
1.
A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.
A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"
by Hays August 12, 2007
 
2.
Fud
A sad old bastard who wastes his life on the internet cos he cannot have relationships with real people.
what a legendary fud that fanny who lives in tenerife is
by Hays July 10, 2008