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pokey bum fanny wank part 2 

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

fanny bumper

A lesbian, gay female aka dykus femalus....
She is so butch, she simply must be a fanny bumper...

Or colloquially, 'bitch you be a fanny bumper'... aka you suck , or you eat carpet...
fanny bumper by Balsahy December 17, 2006

fancy a bum 

When a guy asks another guy "do you fancy a bum?" he wants to know if he's into some man on man action.

Same as 'fancy ass sex'.
- Hey mate, what a nice day.
- Do you fancy a bum?
- I beg your pardon?
- Yeah, you and me, getting some.
fancy a bum by Fabilicious March 10, 2008

Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville 

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER
Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

bum fancy 

A quite preposterous and rather Victorian way to describe gay sex
Did you witness Dave and billy in the alleyway?

I consider bum fancy was involved!!
bum fancy by anonymous July 13, 2022

fancy a bum 

When someone asks 'fancy a bum', it can often be translated as 'fancy a cuppa'. However caution should be used when using this term with people who are unfamiliar with the phrase.

Often used in the work place.
Chris: Ayup Tom, just got out of a long meeting and really fancy a bum.
fancy a bum by iBeech October 9, 2014