fanker

A person that fakes a wank.

Me: Have you wanked today?
You: No not yet, sorry.
Me: DO IT.
You: Uh uh uh uh uh ....Splurt.
Me: You are suck a wank faker.
You: Yea, I am a fanker.

by Evilness666 December 28, 2005

fanker

fucker/fanker

You are such a fanker!

by Saiyan_toilet July 7, 2003

fanker

Fanker basically means "female wanker".

Ewww look at her, what a fanker!

I heard that she is actually a fanker.

by SiErRaH March 2, 2008

fanker

a group or individual fake punkers

Simple Plan is a bunch of fankers

by Ashlee LT August 28, 2005

fanker

See funt

You have no idea how much of a fanker you really are.

by Big Bubbles of [Spuff] March 5, 2004

fankered

Very, very wankered - fucking wankered.

Went out to a party in London last night, woke up in a fountain in Glasgow - I was fankered!

by k-noxy April 4, 2009

wucking fanker

a non rude version of fucking wanker that you can say to your mum and she wont get mad at you

mum you wucking fanker let me go out

by Bullet March 22, 2004