fanapple 

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

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The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.

I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...

fanapple by arb January 17, 2013

fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

fanalysis by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

fanasco

A humiliating incident that is essentially the same as a fiasco but is on national TV.

After the fanasco of the champagne stealing.

fanasco by champagne stealer January 17, 2020

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.

I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia

Fanaphobia by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

Fagamorris

(Noun): A vague derogatory term used to deride someone else. Usually used in a sarcastic manner but in good spirits. Often blurted out in frustration during video game play. Used mainly by Erik Cosgrove, this phrase epitomizes his slow decline into dislike among his group of friends.

Guys, I think I'm gonna head in for the night.

Stop being a fagamorris dude.

Fagamorris by Thechamp99 October 16, 2008

Fadnams 

Fadnams a ginger tosser.

What a tosser.

I love kids.

Fadnams what a tosser

Fadnams by fadnams October 10, 2019

Fanaddict 

A person so consumed by a celebrity or team that he or she has created a lifestyle around his or her infatuation. This person may close down a business during all team sports events, spend money recklessly to see their celebrity or team, and/or ruin relationships over their devotion to said fan-addiction. Examples include impersonators, imitators, priests and superfans.

William Nicoles is such an Alabama fanaddict he painted his house to look like a huge elephant and then spray painted his lawn maroon. Roll Tide!

Fanaddict by Bex Nicole July 16, 2009