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1. family jewels
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Testicles; balls; nuts etc..
Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.
by jambone nahasapeedapentalon Aug 8, 2003 share this
2. family jewels
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A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!
i got kicked on my family jewels.
by bigmo Apr 9, 2005 share this
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Male testicles.
"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."
by x Jan 22, 2003 share this
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The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)
Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.
by Light Joker Sep 17, 2004 share this
5. Family Jewels
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Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.
A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.
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by jtsfl Jan 9, 2009 share this
6. Family Jewels
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Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.
Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.
gumption guts spunk initiative courage
by Mikekal Jul 25, 2009 share this
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Man's bat and balls!
Ohhhhhh my family jewels.
by none Mar 6, 2004 share this
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