e-fenestration 

Accidentally alt-tabbing to an equally inappropriate window when your boss/parent suddenly appears.

Man, I had like...15 windows open on my PC at work today and only one of them was the report I was meant to be working on. Clicked from Facebook straight to YouTube when my boss appeared. Just a big-arse kitten playing a piano on my screen. Complete e-fenestration.

e-fenestration by Tommy G (Syd) November 5, 2009

Malestration 

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

Malestration by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

flustration 

Flustration is a word used to describe being in a state of frustration while also being flustered.

I was in a state of Flustration because the restaurant staff continued to mix up our meal orders on successive courses in spite of my efforts to help them correct their mistakes.

I became increasingly Flustered with their lack of cooperation.

flustration by Roy from Cork July 4, 2008

The Fenestration Paradox 

The burning need (whilst stoned) to both lie down, get up and eat something, drinking something and play more Mario. This creates the ultimate paradox in that you can never be doing what you want to, despite attempting to do what you need constantly.

"I'm stuck in the Fenestration Paradox man."

The Fenestration Paradox by Zeddecus November 23, 2005

Flustration 

Combination of 'Flustered' and 'Frustrated', Somone in a degree of distress.

"I gotta calm down man, These essays are giving me mad flustration!

"Dude, chill."

Flustration by Secret Waffle Quarry February 13, 2012

fenestration 

Performing anal sexual intercourse for the first time. Defloration of anus.

I did my fenestration last year.

fenestration by polomacnenad December 17, 2009

Flustration 

A feeling of being simultaneously flustered and frustrated.

I have given up on calling the 800 number for Social Security, because the flustration of dealing with that diabolical electronic prompt-bitch is about to cause me to become disabled all over again.

Flustration by Wendy S. March 4, 2013