An alternative, yet unconstitutional, form of birth control. This procedure is usually pulled of by rednecks. Falcon Punch is where an individual punch with an intensive amount of force to cause a tragic miscarriage. Falcon Punch is the number one causes of miscarriage, unfortunately. Falcon Punch can be used to punch a fist up a women's uterus and cause a high level damage; it is most affective when the person on offense yells "Falcon Punch!" No one, besides Chuck Norris, can achieve Falcon Punch without shouting the attack name. By yelling the attack name at infinite decibel, your fist will shoot up on fire thus causing a much higher severe level of damage. Favorably,Falcon Punch is avoidable. When you hear someone scream "FALCON," it is not too late to escape the "punchline." This attack was champion by Captain Falcon(from the Super Smash Bros game).
Eve: Adam, I'm pregnant.
Adam: Oh, sweety I'm so happy! I'm going to be the best...FALCON PUNCH!!!!!(right in the uterus).
Eve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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