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Fapumentary 

One of those easily available and condescending cultural documentaries produced by self-serving anthropologists. They gratuitously display the naked tits of native girls that young boys can fap to without censorship.
"What are watching?"
"A fapumentary about a tribe in the Amazon rainforest. It's on PBS so they can show their titties."
"Sweet."
Fapumentary by theclassicfool August 6, 2014

Fakumentary 

So-called reality shows that show nothing remotely close to reality.
The Real Housewives of Orange County is anything but reality, unless they're showing average women its nothing but a fakumentary.
Fakumentary by robbane February 4, 2009

farceumentary 

Film genre that explores a fictional scenario that, while preposterous, is still very much a potential reality.

Examples include Idiocrocy, Ready Player One & Don't Look up.
"I've been saying for years that Idiocrocy is really more of a farceumentary than a comedy".
farceumentary by AlphaDolt January 29, 2022

Fagumentary

A documentary that appeals to a gay audience.
My wife and I came across a fagumentary last night Netflix about gay pioneers and decided to watch it.
Fagumentary by Stonemason June 29, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026