fake ID 

A fake identification card that shows you are atleast 21 years old. This item is in possession of every OU tard that is under the age 21 because all those dudes do is go to campus corner every night and get fucked up because they are completely useless on the academic side of things. It also easy to use a fake ID in Norman because all the people who are checking are also OU tards so they have absolutely no idea no matter how obvious it is.

Yo, my fake ID came in the other day and the dude in the picture is black and I'm white but I think I should still be fine and it should work. Let's go to campus corner.

fake ID by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

FakeItTillTonightis

A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.

"Where's Bella today?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."

FakeItTillTonightis by Fractus January 24, 2018

Faked 

To make a commitment to someone and then not follow through. Usually a broken promise.

After promising not to fart on her face, i compeletly faked on Lisa while she let me teabag her.

Faked by BeanGuillen May 18, 2011

fakeitarian 

Someone who claims to be vegetarian, but consumes fish or other seafood thereby disqualifying them from being a vegetarian and instead making them a fakeitarian. Similar to a Semi-Vegetarian.

John called himself a vegetarian, however it was obvious that he was a fakeitarian because his two favorite restaurants were Long John Silver's and Red Lobster

fakeitarian by nevets24 November 17, 2010

Tri-fakeda

A woman with a fake tan, fake blonde hair and fake boobs, therefore being fake in all 3 categories

look at the girl, shes so fake! Now thats what i call a tri-fakeda

Tri-fakeda by Brittney and Josh June 22, 2008

Fake ID 

Fake ID basiclly explains itself, it's an ID that is fake.

Usually it's an ID Card that is fake. Usually fake ID's look like real id cards except they have different information. Many times fake ID's are things like driver's licenses with a different age. People might use a fake ID to get into a club, buy a drink, buy tobacco, or to have an ersatz identity. Sometimes fake ID's are for fun to trick ur friends into making u seem important.

NO SPECIFIC PERSON, JUST RANDOM NAMES
1. Gia went to a guy at her school so she could get a fake ID to get into the Razz Jazz Club.
2. I bought my brother a book of fake ID's as a joke to make him seem important

Fake ID by Bboops23 November 7, 2004

fakediculous 

Ostentatiously fake to a ridiculous extent. Primarily fake jewelry, obvious plastic surgery, and bleach blondes.

1. "Man, my grandmother just sent me some fakediculous CZs. It's like I'm Kanye West or something."

2. "Dude, did you see her boobs? They're so fakediculous."

3. "Hello, her tan was fakediculous."

fakediculous by someluckystar March 14, 2010