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1. pseudo family
A family who is not related to you by blood but pretend to be your family and really cares about you.
'Why does my brother only hangs out with his friend's family not mine?' said Joe.
'Because he has got his own pseudo family, dude!' said Garry.
2. fairweather family
Someone who is family or acts like family when it's easy for them to be, them change on you when it's through thick and thin.
Family, most of the time, is fairweather family until provened innocent.
3. air-family
Describes fake closeness created between people, in school or work environments, that dissolves when someone leaves.
Frank: Why don't I see you with John anymore?

Ann: Now that he graduated it appears he was just air-family.
4. fake-up
to fake breaking up with a boyfriend or girlfriend to settle disputes with relatives or friends, usually family
Jenny and I had a fake-up because her Daddy did not like me.
5. 808 Family
A group of friends closer than bestfriends more like family. Your 808 family will always have your back and support you no matter what. When you can't depend on anyone else you can depend on 808. 808 family also keeps it real at all times and loves to have fun.
"I'm spending the day with 808 Family"

"I love my 808 family more than anything"

"If you're not with the 808 family, then you're not with me"
6. Textual Relationship
What losers and cheaters do. Loser women who can't get a man of their own text other womens' guys sexy fake stuff so the guy will feel all special. The cheater guys text back because they think they are special and this ho who texts them constantly really understands.
Jewel and Paul are having a textual relationship and Paul is about to lose his family over it.
7. Fake Break
Fake break:- time away with your spouse and children under the age of 7, where you spend time in swimming pools, petting farms and zoos but do not get any personal time to relax
I asked Chris if he had a good time on holiday: he replied he was away with his wife and kids and so it was a "Fake Break
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