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fairy godmother 

An older woman who enjoys the company of younger gay men. This is different from fag hag in the sense that it specifies the age relationship between the parties.
My mom is such a fairy godmother; every time she hears I met a new gay guy she just HAS to meet him.
fairy godmother by rainbow_addict January 19, 2009

Fairy Godmother Syndrome 

Such in the case of the classic fairytale, Cinderella, F.G.S. is the overwhelming urge and want to help out those less fortunate, usually if they are in desperate need for caring or guidance. Sometimes being used as a substitute for having a stable, romantic relationship with someone themselves, the caregiver themselves may feel the need to latch onto the dreams and aspirations of the person they're helping, as well as in some cases even develop a slight romantic interest for the subject they're helping.
The poor girl's F.G.S. (Fairy Godmother Syndrome) practically compelled her to help out all her friends, only to soon find each one of them living happily ever after, and no one to help her in her darkest hour.

Fairy godmother 

Used as a euphemism for f***ing c*cks*cker that was used in the TV edited version of The Usual Suspects.
Hand me the keys you fairy godmother!
Fairy godmother by Matthew678 January 14, 2019

facebook fairy godmother 

Your mother or father's FB friends, or your extended family members who always leave supportive comments.
You: I got a C on my math test...
Facebook Fairy Godmother: You're so smart! I'm so proud of you! Keep up the good work! You're amazing and clever and you did better than a lot of people, still!

fairygodmother 

to change someone's look; to make-over
"Ew. He was like out of a 1999 Esprit ad." "Whatever, I would have fairygodmothered his ass."
fairygodmother by cherriesjust October 22, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026