The whitest place on earth. They bus the black folks in to get tax rebates. Think the ghettoest place in the entire world is Norwalk. If you drive anything less than a Jeep, you're a poor ass bitch who belongs in Norwalk. If you're black, and you find yourself in Fairfield County, you will get pulled over and asked if your lost.
Excuse me, how the hell do I get out of Fairfield County?
by Chizzle My Nizzle January 16, 2004
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Fairfield County is a small rich-ass county in connecticut. The people there are extremely wealthy and drive around in their expensive cars. The youth there are almost always drugged out and/or drunk. If you drive anything less than a Jeep than your considered trash. If your not rich then you dont belong in any of the nice towns like Westport, Wilton, Darien, New Canaan, and of course the gran-daddy of the rich towns Greenwich. If you make less than 200,000 dollars a year then you belong in the "ghetto" towns like Brigeport or Norwalk. Dont get me wrong though, these "ghetto" towns are no push over. Houses there still can be priced over 15 million. The "FC" is white white white and rich rich rich. If you dont have at least one BMW, Audi, Lexus, Acura, Mercedes, or Range Rover than you probly dont live hear.
Ex. Rich white person in Saxs 5th Ave. in Fairfield County with friends quarrling over who should get to pay for the bill.

by Blake Wienstein April 9, 2006
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First of all....i think all of this is the most disgusting thigns I've ever read. I lived in Wilton for the past 7 years and recently my parents moved back to the midwest where I grew up when I was younger. Yes I lived in Fairfield county and will continue to visit my friends there, but all of you kids need to serisouly pull your heads out of your ridiculously snooty asses and realize that none of you are rich, none of you have money...your parents do, and that doesnt mean shit about you. You all seem to think that oo if my mommy and daddy drive a nice car and have a nice house, then I am so much better than everyone, but honestly who gives two shits...NO ONE CARES what kind of shit you have. THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN MONEY CARS CLOTHING AND YOUR FUCKING EXPENSIVE BEACH HOUSES

If anyone of you fucking pricks had substance to your dry, pathetic personalities, you'd all realize that theres a thing in life called being a decent person and living a little. I'm not talking about living a little as in touring Europe or Africa to boost your college resume so you can get into all the ivy league schools...its something more than that. So if any of you actually do have substance and do know what it is to be a truly decent person who doesnt judge people based on how much money their parents have, than you all will understand what I mean here...

I hope that when you get into college, like i am now, that you will see that theres awhole world out there than your little bubble in CT...its called the REAL world, when not every kid gets a brand new Infiniti or Jetta, or beamer, as their first car, and there are kids out there who don't have mommy and daddy paying for their $50,000 tuition and college spending money....some kids have to pay for their in state tuition...and funny because that does not make these people any less than any of you.

So instead of carrying on about yous richer...Wilton, Darien New Canaan, or Greenwhich or whoever! why dont you worry about things in life that actually have more meaning that a dollar sign. Try it. Really, You might actually find that "decent person" inside of you.
People in Fairfield County think that the only thing matters in life is how much money their mommy and daddy make...and they waste their time aruging with kids in other towns about it! hehhehe!
by usedtoliveinfc September 15, 2006
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Richest county in one of the richest states in the richest country in the world. Bridgeport and Norwalk are the only two places in ffld county where you can find hard working people. People from westport, darien, greenwich... are afraid of people from bpt. and nwlk. Im damn proud to be from BPT.
Westport kid : " Oh man ... I saw this kid from bridgport the other day... I almost pooped! Luckily I was right by the club so I stopped off and changed my tennis shorts, can you believe that??.. luckily he knew I was from Westport so he knew I was gay and left me alone... crazy huh?"
Bridgeport kid : " Right now I wish murder was legal."
by Pilot Frenchton May 27, 2005
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According to a recent report the lower coastal section is richest region in America. This uptight, horrible area has towns like New Canaan, Westport and Darien where the cops pull you over for anything. Homes under 2.5M are nothing special and just look like regular homes. The place isnt normal!
dont move here unless you want to compete with everyone about who has more
by get me outta heree May 8, 2005
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The Underage Drinking Capitol of the United States. The heart of it is in New Canaan Connecticut.
Kids from Fairfield County, as freshman in college they can outdrink college seniors.
by yep April 5, 2005
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The county that contains many wonderfully rich towns such as Darien and New Canaan. Known for its ritzy homes, fabulous public schools, rich residents, gorgeous scenery and high-class society. However, crappy towns such as Norwalk pollute Fairfield County's should-be-spotless image. Don't plan on getting a house in this area unless you spend your life trying to impress...or if you don't want to spend less than a mil on a house.
So where do you want to move when you grow up?
Oh probably Darien or Norwalk.
Do you have a mil to spend on a house?
No way dude!
Then don't plan on coming within a yard of Fairfield County.
by iAmADbager March 11, 2005
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