failget 

n. Refers to an event achieved, item obtained, or pretty much anything that is deemed a horrible failure. Opposite of winget.

A failget of epic proportions can become very much win.

failget by failget August 25, 2007

Failentine's Day 

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).

Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.

Failentine's Day by RileyMichael February 15, 2009

Faletti 

An Italian last name. People generally refer to Faletti's by just their last name.

-"I hung out with Joe last night."
-"Who the hell is Joe?!"
-"Faletti."
-"Oh, right."

Faletti by entourage720 September 29, 2008

faggettismationallygay 

Two pimpin best friends, who are each others best friends among best friends. They hate LPH's and act extremely gay towards each other, but are perfectly straight. And when they talk about gay sexual things, no-one seems to listen.

Mike: "Hey baby"

Chuck: "Hey sexy"

Mike: "Dude we act like freakin faggettismationallygay."

faggettismationallygay by OmgKiller! April 2, 2009

Faggettism 

When someone is a fagget

Do you have faggettism

Faggettism by Jeff im your dad October 29, 2019

Falsettist 

An adult male singer with a voice that broke at puberty, as it should have done, who uses a singing-technique called "Falsetto"- (or False voice, to the non-singer), employing a very high, light, sweet-sounding, breathy quality, in order to sound like a woman, when he sings. Most such singers' Falsetto ranges are normally pretty much equivalent to a female Mezzo-soprano- (the middle female vocal-range), with regards to tessitura- (overall range), and timbre- (vocal sound-quality.) Not to be confused with the Countertenor, who's able to sing in the exact same vocal-range naturally, without having to put it on!

Well-known Falsettists include Phil Bailey from the Seventies band, Earth, Wind and Fire, and Barry Gibb from The Beegees.

Falsettist by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017

faggetti 

A slang version of the word fag meaning someone is a queer but hasn't come to terms with it. The are mixed up like spaghetti.

What's up faggetti?

faggetti by nodinecraig January 14, 2014