Count Fagula 

A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.

Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.

Count Fagula by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010

Figulate 

To act in a manner in which you are very unsettled. Going beyond your normal actions to keep your mind and body busy when you are uncomfortable or restless.

Slow down and relax you are starting to figulate now.

Figulate by KanKan d/Cane February 28, 2019

Count Fagula 

One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.

Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.

Count Fagula by Miilo March 31, 2009

Fagular 

Adj. Pejorative. Something that is gay, or homosexual in nature.

Do you see the fagular way his wrists limp?

Don't give me your fagular speech about gay rights!

Fagular by yodawgg February 26, 2015

Fagula 

Synonym for homo, faggot, gayboy, peter

You are a Fagula.
That kid looks like a total Fagula

Fagula by anonymous1556451 November 13, 2011

Fagula 

A pretend Yiddish way of saying fag.

Oh my lord, Gerry is such a fagula.

Fagula by tehNellifer December 16, 2008

Count Fagula 

The name for someone who wears black clothes, cross ornaments, lipstick, fake teeth, and describes themselves as vampires; most likely homosexuals.

Jim:I just bought this outfit from Hot Topic!
Joe: Nice work Count Fagula.

Count Fagula by Pills(TM) December 16, 2008