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The act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.
I was walking down the street when a bum asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.
fapslap by polydizzle February 5, 2009
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fatslapper 

One who sits around and does nothing useful for anyone when there is work to be done. Thus, this makes the person fatter, and they become proud of it.
"Get off your ass, you lazy fatslapper, and help me move this body into the trunk."
fatslapper by Fatslapper October 10, 2009

Fagscape 

Commonly used nickname for the online game runescape, in reality it is populated by children who do not have access to more reputable online games, rather than 'fags' who are prepared to fulfil tasks repetitively which often involve clicking millions of times to achieve pointless goals. It is suspected that top ranked players use bots to achieve these goals. True 'fagscapers' will not use bots but 'no life' it to achieve the stupid goals, this term used by fagscapers speaks for itself.
Zezima is the worlds biggest fag as he is number 1 on the fagscape rankings.
Fagscape by Buelers December 30, 2008

fatslapper 

A large girl with a rather fat stomach, so that when you are humping them the fat starts slapping together...
She's a real fatslapper...
fatslapper by Smokehouse December 18, 2004
some one who is fat and touches themselves at night.
my room-ate is a fatslap, all he does is eat and touch himself at night
fatslap by RVL12 March 4, 2008
An underage smoking girl who totters around in a short skirt and high heels, puffing away. They often swear and attract oll the chav boys cos no-one else will have them!
Chloe: you still dating Chelsea fagslag then?
Joe: yeh, she's desperate
Chelsea: bitch, just cos you've not fukin done it as many fukin times as I have, doesn't mean you can fukin slag me off you bitch!
fagslag by nonayabiz May 31, 2007