fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

fanalysis by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

Fagatosis 

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.

Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!

Fagatosis by Dispenser August 1, 2018

fabulosis 

A pseudo-disease, the only symptom of which is being overly fabulous.

Jenna suffers from Fabulosis. She's amazing!

fabulosis by OwenCJ January 18, 2008

Sleep Fagalysis 

A gay man/woman that wishes they could get with a straight man/woman so much, that they begin to see images of that person in their rooms at night, hoping for sexual advancements. Typically occurs before falling asleep or after waking up.

I wish I could get with bob so much that I had another episode of sleep fagalysis last night.

Sleep Fagalysis by Twightman May 9, 2014

fagalopes 

A group of homosexual men who are traveling in a herd-like manner. The herd of fagalopes are apparently born with an aversion to wallaby.

Oh my God, it's Nick, Sai, and Justin; those fagalopes are on a stampede to watch Jumanji starring Robin Williams.

fagalopes by Natetendo Wii March 21, 2008

faginosis 

pronunc: fay'j-in-o-sis

A portmanteau of fag and vagina and metamorphosis.

1) The metamorphosis from the state of being a fag to that of being a full-fledged vagina.

2) The state of being a "full-fledged vagina" having recently been a "total fagot".

Jay: It's Saturday night and Brandon refuses to go out with us because his woman won't let him.

Kurt: Lay off Brandon, dude. He's going through nasty faginosis, and there's no return. I should know, I've been through it myself.

faginosis by fillwould May 29, 2010

fagtosis 

the process in which gays, or fags, become more gay;

or the process in which straight people find their inner gay side and embrace it--> all straight people have a gay side;

(this process can be unintentional)

Oh, my gosh! Carlos just underwent his fagtosis!
Finally! I call dibs, Enrique!

fagtosis by Dr. KG September 24, 2010