The brief period of obesity in one's teen years. Usually before great weight loss. Usually a time when one plays a lot of video games in one's house to avoid venturing outside; becoming skilled at virtual combat, quests and multitasking but terrible at everyday tasks such as communicating with the opposite sex, walking long distances in brief amounts of time and sarcasm management.
I do hope this definition does your creation justice, guy from Omegle with the cat, incredible arms and sexy 3 inch thick glasses. c:
M: I found your old yearbook. Interesting picture you got there, buddy.
Y: Oh yeah. I remember that. Fadolescence at it's finest.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.