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interchangeable factualist

A person whom habitually and constantly interchanges facts to influence their perspective on a story: it is not lying.
WHAT MAKES SOMEONE AN INTERCHANGEABLE FACTUALIST IS. " I SWEAR SHE KISSED ME FIRST AND THEN I KISSED HER BACK", AND THIRTY SECONDS LATER "I KISSED HER AND SHE KISSED ME OUT OF NOWHERE"...
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Factualiticitationism 

The highest form of accuracy. If someone says something very true and you agree.
Jim: hey it’s so nice outside

Steven: That’s factualiticitationism
Factualiticitationism by ÃÜŠ January 17, 2020

Factualistic 

If someone is spittin’ so many facts you don’t even have the words to describe it.
James - “Jadyn is such a bitch”
Bryce - “that’s Factualistic James

Actual Factuals 

The truth; Real Shit; Facts nigga.
Ooo girl i need the Actual Factuals!
Actual Factuals by Victoria925 December 13, 2017

fatalistic 

Knowing that you are screwed and there is nothing you can do about it.
When told she had to choose between taking the package and keeping her job, she became fatalistic, and knew she was so fired.
fatalistic by heygrrl March 16, 2010

Factuals 

Something that is so true facts isn’t enough.
Him: Yeah, that girls a hoe.

Me: Factuals...🤷🏼 ♀️
Factuals by Ndinsi November 2, 2018
A person who tries to one-up or correct you, usually starting their rebuttal with the word “actually”. Sometimes confused with mansplaining. Anyone can be an actualist.
I just want you to listen to me, not be an actualist.
actualist by Eric Vale September 3, 2018