facetard 

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

facetard by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

fattard 

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

factwards 

Getting facts completely wrong.

The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.

factwards by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017

fattard 

of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded

wow that chance kid is such a fattard.

fattard by md dylan June 20, 2006

Factard 

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.

"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"

Factard by Pipistrello December 16, 2008

Facktard 

Someone completely obscessed with Eminem's hit single "Fack"

"You just made that word up, you're probably a closet facktard."

Facktard by freakball February 14, 2009

Farttard 

One whom acts in a retarded way.

You are such a farttard.

Farttard by LF January 30, 2005