Hershey Facemask 

An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.

My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.

Hershey Facemask by Tommy Toledo February 16, 2019

Facoop 

The act of using Facebook while going to the bathroom.

Thanks to my iPad, I can pee and facoop from the comfort of my bathroom.

Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.

Facoop by DynamicDuoNyc July 13, 2011

Faceman 

noun - the front man or con man of a group operation; usually the smoothest talker and the best looking; derived from the 80's tv show, the a-team; also: face

Go get us some free food, Faceman!
Let Faceman talk to those ladies, he'll hook us all up.

Faceman by DaveC October 10, 2005

FADOM

A cheap knock-off of the Moda watch group. Largely inhabited by members who have been banned from the original, or were too suspect to gain access. A less intelligent play on words for “F-Moda”, with plausible deniability so the members can beg to rejoin later.

“Hey man where can I post these Faux Lex watches, and Invicta dead stock? This is stuff I’m not even comfortable selling on TWAT/Craigslist.” “Have you tried Fadom group? The mods take no responsibility, should be good to go!”

FADOM by DookieVerbalizer January 26, 2023

facoop 

To Facebook and poop at the same time.

I love to facoop, it allows me to do my two favorite things at the same time, Facebook and poop.

facoop by DynamicDuoNYC3 July 5, 2011

Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.

Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."

Canadian facemuncher by nolrik November 13, 2011

Faceman 

A man with uncommonly attractive facial features that set him apart from his peers and women swoon over. A genetic cheat code that many have tried to overcome with invasive surgeries and cosmetics — to no avail.

“Dan always gets the fit birds.”
“Yeah it’s because he’s a faceman!”

Faceman by ShanghaiNights January 30, 2023