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When two or more people have a mindless heated argument on Facebook, whether it's through comments on profile pictures, profile walls, etc.
Person #1: You hear about the fight after school today?
Person #2: No, what happened?
Person #1: Did you see the facebeef on Samantha's profile picture? The one with her and her boyfriend John.
Person #2: Hahaha, oh yeah. Sam's ex left a comment asking if he was enjoying his sloppy seconds. Then John commented back and said he was gonna kick his ass.
facebeef by The Joker in Bruges February 9, 2009
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Re-Facebeek 

Variants:

* Facebeek (to post things on Facebook, to use Facebook)

* Re-Facebeeking (the activity of performing Re-Facebeek action)

Term used to denote re-posting another person's Facebook post. This is intended to generically include anything that can be re-shared (status updates, posted links, photos, etc.) Its origin is in Tweet/Re-Tweeting for Twitter.

First known usage: early 2009.
"That was a great post, I'm Re-Facebeeking here."

"Re-Facebeeked from Dave's really funny post"
Re-Facebeek by seattledave May 21, 2009
Arguments on facebook that no one would engage in, in real life
Austin: Holy shit, jess and nikki have been hating on each other through facebook for weeks now.

Dan: ya i know they got that facebeef

Facebeer 

Enjoying a beer while having a facetime conversation with a friend on a cellphone.
The other day I had a Facebeer with a friend while we chatted on facetime.
Facebeer by timocello July 28, 2011
A term referring to a "beef" or disagreement between two people, usually used by an observing third party.
Freds status: Life is a gamble, and im holdin the poker chips.
Rob comments: Fuck ya poker chips
Fred comments: Who the fuck are you dick
Dave comments: lol Facebeef?
Facebeef by Ish The Fish LP September 30, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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