facetard 

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

facetard by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

FavRETARD 

FavRETARDS: Fans of Brett Favre who believe 1. He plays for "the love of the game". 2. He is sincere when he says he is going to retire. 3. He is the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL. 4. He doesn't manipulate the media and his 'tard fans for his own gain. 5. His season ending interceptions are because he is a "gunslinger" and not because he makes bad decisions when the game is on the line

The FavRetards are shocked Brett is back with the Vikings.

The FavRETARDS have made the Vikings the odds on favorites to win the Super Bowl.

The FavRETARDS have taken over the management of the Vikings and have given Brett an additional 7 million dollars even though he would have returned anyways.

FavRETARD by Mr. Lex Luthor August 19, 2010

fanretard 

A person who is fantastically retarded

Tool #1: who's that girl who just fell over?
Tool #2: I don't know but that just made my day. She's such a fanretard!

fanretard by Palezandra Giantpanini October 16, 2008

facetard 

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

facetard by zognatoid May 28, 2009

facetard 

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

facetard by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

Squishy Face Retard 

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped

"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

Squishy Face Retard by holygaddamfsdjbgjk February 17, 2010

facetard 

A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.

Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!

facetard by TranceXplant March 5, 2009