Face Keg 

A 5-Liter Heineken or Newcastle minikeg acquired under the pretext of drinking it without anyone else's assistance. A true face kegger would add straps much like a minikeg backpack.

Moocher: "Hey bro, can I have a cup from that minikeg on your back?"

Jorn: "No! I'm taking this to my face!"

Face Keg.

Face Keg by Slayer of Fools December 16, 2011

Facekeyboard 

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.

Jesus fucking christ my computer is so fucking slow!! *facekeyboard*

Facekeyboard by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Facekeyboard 

When you are chatting on the interwebs to a total dumbfu*k who keeps on arguing with you even though they're obviously wrong.

Related to headdesk and facepalm but only pertains to when using a computer.

...unless you're weird and carry along a keyboard with you, but that's your prerogative.

On YahooMessenger:

Ignorant Person: Hey I'm watching this awesome movie. It's called 10 Things I Hate About You.

You: I love that movie. And Heath Ledger.

Stupid Person: What are you talking about?? Heath Ledger is NOT in this movie. You're stupid, I just checked the info guide and he isn't one of the top characters!!

You: *facekeyboard*

Facekeyboard by satchel_user February 1, 2010

Faceregret 

The feeling you get after engaging in heated exchanges on your or someone else's Facebook walls.

I faceregret that I called you a stinking selfish pig. I misread your earlier comment.

Faceregret by Sawpoet September 28, 2013

Facebeggar

A person who survives extreme poverty or need through the act of panhandling gifts, money, food, housing, clothing, etc..., through Facebook.

A Facebeggar needs only the Internet to survive.

Facebeggar by Lessheads September 26, 2010

faceleg 

the name given to a beloved friend who cannot attract women

" see tom i love him, he's such a faceleg." " yeh kinda ugly though."

faceleg by jaekelly May 3, 2008

faceleg 

A leg that is, obviously, attached to your face. Made by the one and only thebobandjimmyshow. Not a very popular body part. Almost no one knows that they have one. But it is the best body part. :)

Wow, Your faceleg is looking very nice today.

faceleg by bobandjimmy May 25, 2009