Facedog 

Abreviation for "Facebook Dog".
Side-effect from the impossibility to "Appear offline" on the facebook chat.
The interesting and/or good looking persons you would be interested in chatting with get chased away by the Facedogs, who remain themselves connected 24/7.

Man1 "I tried to see if Julia was connected the other night. It took me 30 minutes, 10 'I have to go to bed', and a fake disconnection to get Mark off my boots!"
Man2 "What a Facedog!"

Facedog by Mirendil February 9, 2010

facedog 

A name pertaining to a person who particularly has the dog of a face. The dog itself is the face and is one but the face. At times the face may be a dog.

Call me face but no call me dog, facedog
Call me face but no call me dog, facedog
cause one man can not be named dog and face, facedog

facedog by Jim Brewer April 2, 2008

Facedownbook 

The fast growing craze of joining a group on facebook and posting your photographs of people lying face down horizontal in any environment.

The stranger the better.

Indoors or outdoors, up a mountain or on a phone box.
Anywhere you like.
The most original, bizarre or dangerous place gains the most kudos.

The only rules are that your arms are down by your side and your toes are pointing down.

Q: dude wat U think ov my new pics on facedownbook?

A: WTF dude U on the top of my car!

Facedownbook by Wrappa July 16, 2009

facedork 

A friend on facebook that updates their status too much, puts up constant mundane status changes and seems to spend every minute of their life on facebook.

"Did you see another one of Dave's boring facebook updates?"

"Yeah, he's on there all the time, he's such a facedork."

facedork by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

Facedook 

The act of taking a shit (dook) while browsing facebook on your laptop, iPhone or other device!

He must be taking a facedook!

Facedook by UnkleKen July 28, 2010

Facedouche 

facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com

1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.

2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.

Facedouche by TheBigEll October 20, 2008

facedouche 

One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.

"Daphne just wrote "urrr sooo hottt" on six different people's walls! What a facedouche!"

facedouche by eSKape February 21, 2009