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facecunt 

shut your facecunt
don't talk with your facecunt full
i'm facecunt smacked
facecunt by Earni July 20, 2008

facecunt 

A mouth; specifically, one optimally designed for sucking copious amounts of semen out of oversized penises. When a faggot cumdump is in his customary "full-service" position (on all fours), the facecunt is the forward-facing fuckhole, equipped with a tongue; the rear fuckhole is properly known as a "boypussy" or, in more mature specimens, as a "mancunt."
Me and my frat brothers slammed that fuckbitch's facecunt so hard and so long, he fuck near drowned in jism.
facecunt by Spear69 June 2, 2009

Facecunt 

A facecunt is the mouth of a woman that loves to be face fucked.
Last night I fucked Mary's Facecunt until I blew in her.
Facecunt by LilAussieBattler May 10, 2022

face-cunt 

A woman's (or man bitch's) mouth.
Shut your face-cunt, men are talking.
face-cunt by snizz master April 28, 2011

facecount 

The number of "friends" you have on Facebook.
A: Joe is such a faceslut.
B: I know. His facecount is, like, over a thousand.
A: And he'll poke just about anyone.
facecount by phoenix1xs January 9, 2009

Face cunt 

Noun: any hole in a person's face, either currently existing, or freshly made.
You got a real pretty face cunt.

I'm going to slit you from eye to eye, and hate fuck your newly acquired face cunt!
Face cunt by yinzer84 August 25, 2016