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Cake with a photo of a persons face on. Referenced in Scrubs.
I smell facecake!
Did somebody say facecake?
by Lexy W March 10, 2007
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Too decorate an ugly girls face, you shoot your load on her forehead, then spread it with your cock. Finish by sticking a birthday candle right in the middle of her forehead.
Make a wish bitch, you just got facecaked!
by Bakers 1/2 Dozen November 26, 2011
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when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.
My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.
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–noun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.
"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake."

"Yea, too bad someone ate it."
by v.scrimer November 20, 2009
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Mana is adorable, but he's a total face-cake.
by ChibiChrissi May 17, 2006
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A girl who is face pretty

Or when you get cake on ur face then eat it
Oh that girl has some delicious face-cake

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The cake on my face is most tasty

mmm... face cake
by Osker Segura March 16, 2007
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adjective; can basically replace any insult, except for homosexual references.
Usually meant to leave the "what the fuck?" effect.
Jen: dude, my boyfriend just fucking dumped me!
Cassie: what a facecake!
by detroitbaby May 03, 2008
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