facebuns 

The buns that are on face. They are thought of in certain mystic circles as "cheeks." These things are used for chewing, slapping, sucking, or making perverted noises out of.

I hate when my stepdad pinches my facebuns!

facebuns by ApplePie_MMMM February 27, 2011

facebunk 

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.

Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!

facebunk by thingoneandthingtwo May 2, 2012

Facebun

A hair bun placed on the forehead or below that is both leading edge fashion and functional. In addition to being stylish a face bun will protect you in the case of a door being slammed in your face or the proverbial face plant.

Dude! That facebun is stylin' and it saved you from breaking your nose when a door slammed in your face.

Facebun by l.sharp77 September 21, 2018

facebush 

To ambush a desired facebook friend with a friend request, taking would-be friend by surprise due to lack of real-world friendship. Synonymous with "ambook."

"Dude, that chick is so hot. I facebushed her so I could see all her pics and beat off to the good ones."

"Weird, that quiet kid in my French class facebushed me. He's totally creepy, but I guess I'll accept."

facebush by Chrilex February 27, 2007

Facebusted 

When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.

Damn, i told Kennedy i couldn't hang out then she Facebusted me., I'm so pissed!

Facebusted by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008

FaceBusted 

Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.

I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"

FaceBusted by EricStratton March 12, 2010

Faceburst 

When somebody logs on facebook and writes, posts or uploads everything he/she possibly could think of at the time, usually covering all of his friends' news feeds.

Jeff: Man, I wish Tony would stop facebursting everyday. My whole news feed has been about him and his fucking dog pics!

Fred: I know right? What a faggot!

Faceburst by ShotgunDiplomacy August 14, 2010