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Facebookophobe

One who avoids facebook due to the saturation of the menial tasks people describe in detail with poor grammar/spelling/diction. Nobody is as interesting as facebook would indicate.

Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.
I am a full-fledged facebookophobe, I don't give a shit how tasty your chipotle burrito was. I also think self-shots make you look like you live in your toilet.
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facebookphobia 

Feeling of disgust or contempt toward facebook. You feel the world would be much better if facebook never existed or existed in a form such as Linkedin.

You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.

You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.
- Mark is facebookphobic because he thinks Facebook makes too much distractions in making friends in real life and avoiding enemies.

-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?

- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible

- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.
facebookphobia by Master Joie September 14, 2010

facebookscaping 

the act of pruning your facebook friend list.
too many people are creeping on my facebook... i need to do some facebookscaping
facebookscaping by Kayore October 22, 2010

Facebookship

A relationship based soley on facebooking. No in-person, phone, or text conversations ever take place.
It's torture to only have a facebookship with Amy. I'd really like to meet her for lunch one day.
Facebookship by Amy's Dude June 24, 2009

Facebookly Active 

Spending a ridiculous amount of time on Facebook posting comments and using apps, so that you pop up on news feeds multiple times.
Cindy is so Facebookly active; I'm constantly seeing her on my News Feed.
Facebookly Active by grovecityfan January 19, 2009

Facebookery 

Facebookery
In the use of Facebook or other such media is the manipulation the of algorithms by created application to acquire and use data of legitimate accounts and the creation of fake accounts. Disinformation campaigns are a facet.
Cambridge Analytica was a purveyor of facebookery.
Facebookery by Nymphoseud November 2, 2018

facebookery 

The act of dicking around on Facebook for extended periods of time.
"I finally made it out of the house today after the 18 hours of facebookery this afternoon."
facebookery by CKMeredith February 22, 2010