Facebooktarian 

“Facebooktarian” refers to someone who pretends to be a vegetarian, creating a fake image of himself in social networks (mainly Facebook), posting pictures of a healthy lifestyle, while in real life he/she actually eats all kinds of unhealthy food (including all types of meats) and doesn't care much about his health.

My friend Jose is a facebooktarian, always posting really veggie pictures on his timeline but actually he eats every kind of meat.

Facebooktarian by Zewsoner September 10, 2015

facebookling 

When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.

Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?

Timothy: Yeah

Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!

Timothy: DON'T LIE!

Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

facebookling by THEORETICALTERRORIST November 29, 2009

facebookligious 

When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.

My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!

facebookligious by Shhhteven 'Shagg Nasty' Smith April 16, 2015

facebookiando

Noun – A person that is on facebook way too much (facebook-ing), so much so that they miss their Train or Bus stop or their Street while driving due to checking their facebook page.

Belinda missed her Train Stop cause she was facebookiando.

If Danny Keeps facebookiando he will get fired from his job!

facebookiando by é2daizz0 November 17, 2009

Facebookarrhea 

A condition where a person constantly updates their Facebook status. This is usually classified when a person updates their Facebook status more than 5 times an hour. Also classified as when a person uses Facebook updates like Twitter.

Her facebookarrhea was clogging my update page.

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Facebookarrhea by Jakerie January 26, 2010

Facebookian 

Any person or persons that apparently cannot exist with out facebook for a day.

A person who posts updates on facebook before telling people in the same room what is happening.

A person who does ball by ball updates to facebook from their mobile on an event or date.

Ey boy them facebookians have the network running slow.

2:30am and you uploading photos of the party? A true facebookian indeed.

You aint see the facebookian uploading photos of the food before he eat the thing...

Facebookian by XpideR G August 12, 2009

Facebooklarity 

Extreme Popularity on Facebook.

Someone who is extremely popular on Facebook.

Someone who gets many posts by people telling them how funny, liked and loved they are on their own wall.

Every post gets a lot of clicks on the "LIKE" button

Someone who gets many positive comments on all of their posts.

John Q Citizen has Facebooklarity because he is well liked & loved by all his friends.

He is missed when he's offline for even 1 day. His friends let him know it by posting many, many positive posts on his wall daily.

Typically John Q Citizen has over 1,000 friends. People thank him for his Facebook friendship. He is smart, funny, witty, kind and loved. The same goes for the female version, Jane Q Citizen.

If you have Facebooklarity you'll know it. If you don't know it, you don't have it.

Facebooklarity by SonnyD81963 October 8, 2011