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facebookligious 

When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.
My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!

FacebookLift 

A revamping or redesign of your Facebook profile. This includes, but is not limited to, picture change, addition or removal or interests, favorite movies, music and your "About Me."

Often times, a FacebookLift is preformed to generate more activity on your profile such as wall posts and pokes.
"I haven't had anyone write on my wall in over a week or no new friend requests, I need to give myself a FacebookLift!"
FacebookLift by AnnieMac06 August 26, 2008

Facebookification

Noun: The psychological process one goes through when growing their presence and participation in the Facebook social network.

Typically there are Five Stages:

Stage Zero – Resistance
Stage One – Private Sharing
Stage Two – Community Building
Stage Three – Networking
Stage Four – Total Acceptance

Verb: To be Facebookified
Noun:(ex.) "Facebookification is inevitable."

Verb: (ex.) “That girl knows everyone! She’s definitely Stage Four Facebookified.”
Facebookification by Bizemom November 21, 2010

facebookfiction 

Facebookfiction is when u update facebook with a fictional information to cover up a previous lie!!!
Man good thing u posted that facebookfiction to cover up for you whereabouts lastnight!!!
facebookfiction by vinny125125 February 23, 2011

facebookfiction 

A facebook post that needs to be updated to coincide with lies told!!!
Man good thing you you used a little facebookfiction or Karen would have busted you!!
facebookfiction by vinny125125 February 27, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026