by guyofgisbourne December 7, 2009
origin: portmanteau of facebook and hooker. circa 2006
1. a person who friend-request strangers and use wallposts as a way to meet new people
2. a person who spends obscene amounts of time on facebook, waiting for a new message/wall post and replies to messages immediately hoping the recipient hasn't logged off yet
3. a person who frequently changes their facebook status so that they will appear on their friend's home screen
4. a person who will make pointless posts on their friends' walls to elicit more posts on their own walls in order to appear more popular
5. a person who feels depressed when he/she doesn't receive a facebook notification for an hour.
1. a person who friend-request strangers and use wallposts as a way to meet new people
2. a person who spends obscene amounts of time on facebook, waiting for a new message/wall post and replies to messages immediately hoping the recipient hasn't logged off yet
3. a person who frequently changes their facebook status so that they will appear on their friend's home screen
4. a person who will make pointless posts on their friends' walls to elicit more posts on their own walls in order to appear more popular
5. a person who feels depressed when he/she doesn't receive a facebook notification for an hour.
Steve- "This girl looks really popular. She gets wall posts every 10 minutes."
Joe- "No, she's just a facebooker. She has never met half of those people, and she is initiating every wall-to-wall conversation."
Joe- "No, she's just a facebooker. She has never met half of those people, and she is initiating every wall-to-wall conversation."
by RuoJie July 11, 2008
Stalking made easy!
An easy way to communicate with friends and strangers depending on who you add. You can also post photos and videos.
An easy way to communicate with friends and strangers depending on who you add. You can also post photos and videos.
Dude #1-"Did you see my new sicky sicky ganar ganar pics on facebook?!"
Dude #2-"No me and my stalker were chatting."
Dude #2-"No me and my stalker were chatting."
by Juneffer June 3, 2009
by ShutMeUpx December 11, 2006
Pronunciation ; Face-Book (noun)
An online networking website where people with no lives meet up and pretend that they do have lives. A stalkers dream come true.
Can also be used to pick fights, annoy random people and impersonate naive unsuspecting souls.
Alternatively, it can also be used as an extremely lame conversation starter.
An online networking website where people with no lives meet up and pretend that they do have lives. A stalkers dream come true.
Can also be used to pick fights, annoy random people and impersonate naive unsuspecting souls.
Alternatively, it can also be used as an extremely lame conversation starter.
Bimbo #1 - Heyyyyyyyy!!! are you there on facebook ?
Guy - No. I have a life.
Pervert - Hey kid add me to facebook =) i want to be your friend
Guy - No. I have a life.
Pervert - Hey kid add me to facebook =) i want to be your friend
by Hattaf Ansari May 3, 2008
#1...Think Crack, ice, p, meth...."it's just a quick fix bro", you see the problem with a quick fix is that you always need a higher dose at a much higher frequency.... yes please I do do want to accept your electronic friendship...and yes i would love some poker chips.... I just want to see what whatshis face is up to?
#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop
#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.
#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm
#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop
#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.
#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm
by kiwi Az February 5, 2010
Facebook is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) were the objective of the game is to collect "Friends"
Person 1: have u played that new MMORPG?
Person 2: whats it called?
Person 1: Its called facebook u have to collect friends to win.
Person 2: cool can i join?
Person 1: Yea ok and then u can add me.
Person 2: whats it called?
Person 1: Its called facebook u have to collect friends to win.
Person 2: cool can i join?
Person 1: Yea ok and then u can add me.
by Mrillusion14 May 6, 2009