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Bad hair & face day. 

When you have an extremely bad day, & you look really rough, and your hair goes wrong. and so does your make up. leaving you feeling really self conscious. :)
'Hey that Ellie Cheese Lester looks like she's having a Bad hair & face day.'
Bad hair & face day. by EML94 October 28, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

baby face with the parted hair 

Term of endearment used by the sea of admirers for a very handsome narcissistic paramedic. He has great skill in his craft, but this is overshadowed by his knee weakening good looks. Not to mention that amazing hair
Baby face with the parted hair starts all the ivs in the ER

hair full of face 

you eat pussy me and my boy originated it in 2003 on some bullshit
get yo hair full of face ass out of here
hair full of face by D-lo January 25, 2005

/facehair 

An unholy attempt in which an uneducated mother attempts to create a new *facepalm*
Mother: What's a facepalm?
Awesome child: /me facepalms.
Mother: Can you do a /facehair? ;D
Awesome child: No, no, Mum you can't.
Mother: It's just a sugge-
Awesome child: GET THE FUCK OUT
/facehair by homohomohomohomo. July 30, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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