face-hat

an item worn on the head that's not quite a face mask but not quite a hat.

Guy: Did you see the face-hats those guys had on?
Girl: Yea man they're cool, do you want to come back to mine? I have bagels for breakfast.

wow man that's awesome, face-hats off to you!

by brendyman June 2, 2011

mexican face-hat

The act of when a woman has a vagina so loose, the man fits his entire head inside of it.

Stacy's mom was so loose, she graced me with a mexican face-hat

by Stacy's mom May 7, 2005

mexican face-hat

an act so vulgar and so distasteful that no one has ever been able to conceive of it.

i think i once knew of someone who knew someone who said "mexican face-hat" in his sleep, but i'm not sure.

by jonathan rompf September 8, 2004

dominican face hat

firmly planting ones bare ass on anothers face

yeah, my dad is in the hospital. he was trying to tea bag my mom when his bad knee blew out and he accidentally gave her a dominican face hat.

by nestor p wilkins April 11, 2005

Hat Faces

A group of chavs who have their faces hidden under their baseball caps so that you can't see their faces. They're like sheep and are always together and follow each other without thought.They also walk like they're carrying carpets..and like throwing Biscuits ¬_¬ *cough*MONGS*cough*

"Look at those damn Hat Faces!"

by stuffyou January 22, 2006