face-hat

an item worn on the head that's not quite a face mask but not quite a hat.

Guy: Did you see the face-hats those guys had on?
Girl: Yea man they're cool, do you want to come back to mine? I have bagels for breakfast.

wow man that's awesome, face-hats off to you!

face-hat by brendyman November 14, 2011

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mexican face-hat

The act of when a woman has a vagina so loose, the man fits his entire head inside of it.

Stacy's mom was so loose, she graced me with a mexican face-hat

mexican face-hat by Stacy's mom June 11, 2006

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mexican face-hat

an act so vulgar and so distasteful that no one has ever been able to conceive of it.

i think i once knew of someone who knew someone who said "mexican face-hat" in his sleep, but i'm not sure.

mexican face-hat by jonathan rompf June 11, 2006

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dominican face hat

firmly planting ones bare ass on anothers face

yeah, my dad is in the hospital. he was trying to tea bag my mom when his bad knee blew out and he accidentally gave her a dominican face hat.

dominican face hat by nestor p wilkins April 10, 2005

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face hate

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.

Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.

face hate by freedom17 November 10, 2011

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FACE HATE

When someone expresses hate through facebook.

"Mark Gilland posted: Need a plumber? DON'T call Benefit Plumbing! 'nuf said" This is an example of true Face Hate

FACE HATE by Woo in PC August 13, 2010

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hatchet face

A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.

She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it for me.

hatchet face by Stevarooni November 17, 2007

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